Beautifully crafted laser cut 1/8” Baltic Birch eloquently say what everyone is thinking. The perfect gift for you or someone you truly care about. Flip them around if you’re worried about the in-laws. Ornaments are at least 4.5” wide and come with decorative hook. All ornaments, natural or painted come with a clear coat of lacquer to help protect them from whatever the holidays have to offer. Free paint job and Free shipping!

Leave Letter choice and color note if you want your fuckflake painted: silver, gold, white, black, red, blue, green or pink

$18 each

Wino Ornament 

This festive one inch diameter hanging eyeball tree ornament is the perfect addition to make your relatives say "huh!?" Or to let the little ones know that Santa is always watching.

Random color based on availability.


$18 ea



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Holly Skull Ornament

Fuckflake Ornaments

Pirate Monkey Art 

Justin Lex

Eyeball Ornament

We all know the holidays are a little macabre.  Show some spirit with this Holly and Skull berries ornament.  Laser cut and engraved on 1/8" Baltic Birch.  Available painted or left natural with a clear coat of lacquer to protect its delicate sensitivities.  About 4 inches tall comes with red and white cord to hang.


$12 ea 

A beautiful little ornament to showcase your beverage of choice. Laser engraved on 1/8” clear acrylic and finished with a ribbon to make it classy.


$12 ea